MafiaMan

Still "hockey only!"

YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH OXBOW6! WE ALL KNOW THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE ATTENDED HUNDREDS OF FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL GAMES OVER THE YEARS THAT YOU'RE A "HOCKEY ONLY" FAN!

As I was instructing our latest newbie back on page 1 of this thread, BarnWinterSportsEngelstad!

C'mon, cut him some slack, BWSE - the kid's like 16 years old, from Michigan, and a buddy of his is one of the youngest UND recruits ever.

Every spring, prepare yourself for the inevitable discussion as follows: "The big bad Bruins suck." "The Penguins suck worse." "The Bruins spoked B is the best logo in all of sports." "No way, the Penguins skating penguin is better." "They just copied Boston's colors." "I don't care - Sidney Crosby is the greatest hockey captain in the history of sports." "Bobby Orr was the best." "No way. Marc-Andre Fleury is."

I didn't include expansion teams - just the relocations.

The moral of the story is: Don't get too attached to your team because they will leave and break your heart.

In my lifetime: The Baltimore Colts moved to Indianapolis The Oakland Raiders moved to LA and moved back again The St Louis Cardinals moved to Arizona The LA Rams moved to St Louis and moved back again The Houston Oilers moved to Tennessee The Cleveland Browns moved to Baltimore The San Diego Chargers moved to LA The Oakland Raiders moved to Las Vegas Good heavens I'm old.

Can't wait for the switch! It's gonna be awesome!

Never heard of him!

Oh, UMD fans will pop up like ants at a picnic should they win it all this year.

Weekend at Bernie's III Bernie Wins the Title

Upon further review...oh, and we also missed a slash at 5:37 and a hook at 4:30 so we're looking at a 2:00 power play for Penn State.

Excuses are not tolerated. My 3 year old can tell me the years of every Fighting Sioux national championship and who the captain of each team was.

Plenty of fans have purchased the "interim" jerseys - in case you hadn't noticed. Since they're "interim," I haven't bought one - and won't buy one. I'd like to see what they come up in terms of something new for 2017-2018.

Oh, the irony in this post...

Read the site enough to understand all of the inside jokes!

Learn how to check your PM's.

No more "family visits" to committed recruits of other schools, eh?

Buy yourself a Sioux jersey and you'll fit in just fine.

Bowen was not the player in question on the offsides call.

Nobody cares about that anymore - except the fans.

Egg all over my face? About what? A hockey tournament? Frankly, I'm a little more concerned about perhaps needing to have a restraining order on file just in case you happen to "accidentally" bump into me on the street somewhere.

You were right, beebs010. Minnesota Duluth and Denver really kicked the sh*t out of Minnesota in the tournament this weekend.