MafiaMan

Just kidding. Was holding out for 50. Been a little busy trying to put the house back together and haven't checked in with the person making the raffle items. If I snag a few more than 50, I'd likely pull 4 winners out of the hat instead of 3, too.

Eleventy billion.

"Real fans" would just hire a full-time nanny to take care of the kids while their parents attend both home AND away games.

Check your cis white male privilege at the door!

You know what would make Heidi very UN-popular with the native tribes in ND? Bringing up the nickname issue again.

The extra charge is due to the fact that 3-4 times per game, a Minnesota-uniformed player will collapse on the ice and clutch his face for 45 seconds, at which point Super Chexx will remove an opposing player and banish him from the game. The “injured” Gopher player will be reinstalled just in time for the start of the ensuing 5:00 power play.

I’ll see you on the broomball rink next winter, Mr. Golden Broom.

Well, that particular stretch of sidewalk I can run in under 4 minutes...

I’m not sure I could run a hundred yards that fast...

Wait, @Goon has some athletic talent in his immediate family? Did those genes skip over him? I think further genetics analysis is needed...

I hope the Bruins win the Stanley Cup this year. Those poor sports fans in New England have pretty much had nothing to cheer for over the past 20 years...

We'll see how long David Quinn lasts in New York as well. Rangers fans have about as much patience as Flyers fans.

If Hakstol coaches again in the NHL and wins 11 Stanley Cups in a row, some folks here will STILL grumble that he sucks as a coach because he couldn’t win an NCAA hockey title.

I can't make a sustainable living playing in the current state of co-rec broomball, either.

I’m not sure what’s sadder...wearing a fleece winter hat in the month of May or being forced to watch soccer.

Get the Islanders out of Brooklyn and back where they belong!

Watch Brock Nelson pat Curtis McElhinney on the head as he skates by after a goal...

You're right about that. Yep, you are right.

@The Sicatoka Dude...you're better than that.

If Marchand was an MLB batter and punched a catcher in the back of the helmet after striking out, he'd be suspended for 20 games. If a linebacker punched the back of Tom Brady's helmet as #12 was kneeling on the field after a sack, he'd be banished for an entire season. In the NHL? Play on, boys!

Goon, with all due respect... YOU’VE LOST YOUR DAMN MIND!

Silver lining: I can't finish any lower than where I'm at right now.

@Oxbow6 doesn't have much head coaching experience other than with the "Little Hoopsters" on Saturday mornings, but he did play in a North Dakota state basketball tournament AND stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Yea, I watched again and he obviously punches with his gloved fist as opposed to kind of chicken-winging him. 1 game suspension.