The Whistler

There is actually no such thing as tornadoes. Zach Jones just hates trailer parks.

In a Mite game TJ Oshie once checked a kid into puberty.

Jonathan Toews can tie his own skates with his toes.

When Chris Porter enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

LOL: We'll be expecting updates all summer.

The Gopher didn't dive, he just cowered in fear of getting checked by a Sioux.

After I posted that one I thought I really should have gone with Robbie.

Jon Campion's not that ignorant. Dave Hakstol told him that the penalty kill 'needed some practice.'

Even the announcers can't imagine an TJ besides Oshie scoring.

If Eric Fabian misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.

When bad things happen to good people it's probably fate. When bad things happen to the Gophers it's probably TJ Oshie.

Rylan Kaip is always willing to donate blood to the Red Cross, Chad Anderson's blood.

The only reason why those three Fighting Sioux players allowed themselves to be caught at the tavern was to give the local cops something to tell their grandchildren.

Lots of kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Ryan Duncan pajamas.

Let's win a couple games this weekend and then talk about it.

If only....

But running up to the playoffs the line was set with Bobyck on the line. At the start of the season it was Johnson on the line, but the Chemistry didn't quite work out for some reason. Plus it solidifiied the second line which I think was Johnson, Krampotich and Nakonechny. (am I right)

It was Brent Bobyk 5 on 5 and Steve Johnson on the Powerplay. The rest of the power play was Ian Kidd and Mickey Krampotich. I likely spelled Kidd wrong. Brent Bobyk was a Freshman. What he added was speed and a reckless disregard of his body. He'd be out there flying creating Havoc leaving Hrkac and Joyce to set up the plays.

I'm thinking that Hak will have to be content with the consolation of just winning the national tournament. Oh well that's not too bad.

The strength of the 96-97 thru 98-99 teams was depth. We didn't have one good line we had three lines that were dynamic. One shift would get over and the next wouldn't miss a beat. I'd have to say the Hrkac's circus. You just knew those guys were going to score. Someone said that was a time of offense, well scoring wise that is true but it was also a rougher time. Prior to that I didn't really keep track of what folks were playing together. Certainly the line that Sykes played on was great. I don't think I'd say the DOT line is better than the Parise, Bochenski and Murray. On the other hand if they played under the new rules I think they would have scored a lot more. Parise was mugged everytime he was on the ice.

Considering that Hobey Baker was an Air Corp Pilot who was killed in service to the US I could see giving it to Ehn. I won't even say that Duncan was robbed.

98% of all statistics on a message forum are made up.

Et Tu AZSIOUX? You're buying into the conspiracy that we landed on the moon? That was shot on the backlot of MGM.

I think that would even include Ryan Duncan and his family who'd sincerely rather win a championship than the Hobey.

I'd like to give him a pass. He got eliminated in a wild game where his team lost all discipline. I'd be upset. But on the other hand he's been doing this longer than anyone and he should be able to get through a press conference. The other thing is that he apparently hasn't instilled a lot of interview saavy in his team. At least make them watch Bull Durham.