The Whistler

Jesse Bull once shot 17 in 18 holes of golf.

Instead of tickling Elmo, TJ Oshie checked him into next week.

And wets himself.

I guess you're the Manilow expert around here so I'll take your word for it.

That's It! You guys asked for it: Click here for it!

I thought that was Coca Cola, not Barry.

George Gwozdecky still pays protection money to Mike Prpich.

Please tell me that no more posters on Sioux Sports will quote Barry Manilow.

Please tell me we won't ever never hear Copa Cabana again. In fact I vote we ban Barry Manilow from all athletic events AND Bar Mitzvahs.

In second grade Chay Gennoway sent his teacher to the principal's office.

Taylor Chorney doesn't use toilet paper, he uses Gophers.

Sure, it'd be an honor to have a fighting Sioux Fan have my autograph.

If you have a headache it's because Joe Finley is thinking about you.

Ironically Ryan Duncan's hidden talent is invisibility.

Can I have yours?

Chuck Norris wears a beard to hide the scar Rylan Kaip gave him.

Lancelot

On the 7th Day the Lord Rested. Dave Hakstol took over.

I thought you had done it on purpose just so some jerk could make a NDSU joke.

We're coming with you!

Matt Greene's favorite thing about playing for UND was the free sticks.

The guys in the Farce have never grown up.

I thought he had Dave Hakstol stare the the erasers off of his pencils.

What are you a NDSU grad? You'd have to knock it down, build it up, knock it down, build it up and knock 2/3rds of it down to make 8/3rds. Now a car leaves Chicago traveling 25 miles per hour but accelerating 1 mile per hour per hour......

To go with siouxnami's physics theme. Heisenberg is certain that Ryan Duncan's going to score from "his spot." I was hoping not to get that obscure until late in the summer.