The Whistler

Ryan Duncan won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

Dave Hakstol doesn't get busy signals. No one is too busy to talk to Dake Hakstol.

Don't be surprised if a lot of guys get their chance to prove themselves playing with Oshie and Duncan.

Joe Finley once opened up a can of Whoop Ass. All that was inside was a mirror.

When taking a math test Rylan Kaip answers every math problem with "violence." So far he's got a perfect 100% going in math classes. Rylan Kaip solves every problem with violence.

This is a perfect scenario for a referee/gopher/conspiracy guy like me.

If Taylor Chorney were President he'd protect the Secret Service.

Let's think back. We had some great teams that didn't advance to the Frozen Four in 98 and 99. We also didn't get there with Bochenski and Parise. Holding out to negotiate when you've won the frozen four is not a financially sound strategy.

Well I don't think that he wants to leave, but why wait until he's a free agent. Right now he's underpaid and could use the money so all parties in the negotiation would benefit from a reasonable deal.

TJ Oshie once raced Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

The Incredible Hulk once got so angry he turned into Zach Jones.

Nobody says hit me when Rylan Kaip deals blackjack.

When Dave Hakstol stares at the Sunday, the sun flinches.

Joe Finley cannot put his elbow in his ear. However he has put Jack Skille's elbow in Jack Skille's ear.

My point is that you shouldn't expect that everyone to live the lives of college students. The older fans are every bit as important as the college kids, in their own ways of course.

Simon Says should be renamed to Coach Hakstol Says because if Dave says something then you better effing do it.

Instead of tickling Elmo, Matt Greene crosschecked him. Broke his stick too.

The fans just weren't the same. Remember how the only warm spot was the concessions area which you couldn't see for the smoke and couldn't budge an inch for all of the people crowding in?

Umm, back in my day they (not me I was special ) waiting outside all night to get good seats AFTER waiting in line earlier in the week to get tickets to get in the building. So who says she didn't put her time in.

The bumper sticker on Jesus's car says WWTJD When Dave Hakstol plays EA's NHL 07 it starts by saying YOU WIN and then turns itself off.

I wish FSSN could pick up more road games to broadcast in the GF market. When they broadcast a home game 11,500 of the people most likely to watch the game are at the game. You'd think the higher ratings would cover higher costs of broadcasting the games but apparently that's not so. I'd be happy if they even showed the other teams feed with their announcers.

Umm, you didn't read the rest of the comments. Perhaps I should have said Hockey games carried by FSSN.

There is a possibility for the FSSN to be on Direct TV. Since DTV does carry both WDAZ AND WDAY there should be no reason why the Sioux Hockey games aren't on WDAZ. People that WANT to watch the Friday and Saturday night programming can do so on WDAY. WDAZ gets greater advertising. I'm pretty sure that the WDAZ management would go for this so it must be held up in the network headquarters. Perhaps if more Sioux fans asked for this we'd get it.