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You know what I want to know? How you get a seedless watermelon!! I mean if it's seedless then where did it come from? And if it came from a seed, how come it doesn't have seeds? How can you get a seedless watermelon from a seeded watermelon? I demand Wayne Stenehjem tells me!!! I have the right to know!!

Yes. They've shown it at REA at least once.

OK, OK, OK. Your persistence has gotten to me and I can keep it quiet no longer. I apologize in advance to the Secret Sioux Society for spilling the beans. The truth is that UND isn't actually suing the NCAA, it's all a cover for their real plan. As I type this UND is in the preliminary stages of building their very own Death Star, though it obviously won't be called that as to avoid copyright infringement. There was a contest to name the floating planet much like there are often contests to name sports mascots. I suggested Force of the North Star and it is one of the three finalist. I've got my fingers crossed that I win because the prize is a game worn Andy Schneider jersey. I'd be so pumped! Now as to the location of this Yet to be Named Orbiting Space Station, I do not know. I've heard rumblings that is in various places, mainly Walla Walla, Washington or Auckland, New Zealand. Once completed, UND will use the Moon Sized Contraption to invade a number of African countries that are in the midst of some sort of political turmoil and annex them. After no less than five and no more than 10 African countries and/or principalities have come under the thumb of recently crowned King Chancellor Extraordinare Kupchella, the next stage of UND's plan will be implemented. Kupchella will use his newfound political clout to force the UN's hand and give into his numerous demands. They are as follows: 1. Wendy of Wendys Restaurant fame hair color be changed to brunette as everyone fears Gingers. 2. Porcupines be renamed StickyBunBacks 3. HBO be downgraded from Premium to Basic wiith regards to cable television packages. 4. I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred becomes the National Anthem of Sweden for formal events with Dancing Queen by Abba being used for the Winter Olympics. The Summer Olympics can keep the current national anthem, except for in team sports where Barbara Ann must be played live and backwards by Brian Wilson who must wear a Baby Blue colored Elvis Suit. 5. Fantasy Island be remade starring Boutros Boutros Gali as Mr. Roarke and Yao Ming as Tattoo.

Can't you see? This lawsuit HAS to be costing the taxpayers money. The lack of proof is what proves it. If there was proof that it was costing the taxpayers money, then it wouldn't be costing the taxpayers anything. Or something.

That is so true. Brian Elliot(t) is terrible.

Wow, a big man like you must put his pants on two legs at a time.

Thanks for the breaking news, Chris Mortenson.

Breaking a guy's face will do that.

Bohl not gonna be the new coach. http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2732273

Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!

The Devils aren't going to wear the new jerseys next year? Is that true?

The Patriots just need to lose. I don't need another two weeks of everyone slobbering all over how great Tom Brady is and how if you trace his family tree all the way back he's a direct decedent of Jesus, all 12 Disciples, Mohamed and every other two-bit holy man since the Big Bang.

The defense has become average since the loss of Tommy Harris and they've still got Rex "Not Dan" Grossman at QB. Brees throws a couple TD's and Reggie runs all over the place. Saints win 17-13. Chris Farley no longer hulas in heaven.

McMahon.

Are 6 Days away from losing to the Saints.

This is probably Bemidji's biggest game of the season. It's an awesome arena to go to even if it is teenie and cramped. It's got character.

I am so confused.

I was a proud member of the Square Root Club! And I resent you calling me stoopid.

You mean the school that has two more DI National Championships than NDSU? Or are you talking about a different Lake Superior State?

Rylan was simply trying to make his way to the bench when Anderson's face interfered with Rylan's fist.

I'll be there. It's gonna be so much fun to be crammed into that sardine can once again. Then when the game is over there is like one whole exit. If there's a fire or something, I'm gonna die a horrible horrible death. AWESOME!!!

The candy? The not very good candy at that?

I don't know. I don't want to know. Both of those visuals greatly disturb me.

It should be mandatory for Chris Porter to wear pants in post game interviews.

I couldn't give a crap less if their is a fight if UND doesn't win tonight. Joe Finley could singlehandedly beat the snot out of the entire Seawolf team and coaching staff, proceed to the XCel and beat up Derek Boogard, if UND doesn't win I'll be pissed.