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I'm going to help him write a book.

I don't want to have to go Misery on you TJ. Just saying....

Heehee. You're funny!

Well you're no fun. Taunting Tank was going to be the centerpiece of my anti-Bears rhetoric. Now I got to figure something else out. Thanks alot!

Sioux Fans: We Don't Do Math.

It's really too bad that success can't be exchanged for Tank Johnson being allowed to cross the state line. Hmmm, maybe if all you Bear fans took up a collection and got Johnson's parole officer a first class ticket, Tank will be allowed to go to Miami.

A likely excuse. Bears still smell!!!

So how many Sioux fan's wives have Finley, Lee and Lammy slept with? It can be the only explanation for the borderline hatred these three receive from many fans.

So wait you didn't see the game, yet you know it wasn't a fluke? That makes no sense!! I really don't care that the Bears won, because as I said the Patriots lost. That made my day. Now we no longer have to hear about how Belichick and Brady are actually omnipotent and deserve our worship because Moses brought down the Ten Belichicks from Mount Brady.

Or Tank Johnson rapping and shooting someone.

Nothing. Why else would I be in the land of smelly hairy cows?

Bears got lucky!!! At least the Patriots lost though. That's a major plus.

I didn't realize Virg had met your granddaughter.

They can want as much as their little hearts desire, but that doesn't mean they should automatically get their way. The costume was given to Illinois, it now belongs to them.

Drive a Hummer and park on top of some Gopher fan's car.

You should pick me up. I'm on the way.

*crickets chirping*

Well I kinda did. You've really dashed my faith in you. Now I don't know what to believe in.

It's called Imageshack! It's not that difficult.

At least Old Man River #1 has admitted it, now we just have to wait on Old Man River #2.

I know you're actually just jealous of how stylish I look no matter what I do.

Hey now! That's just mean!

As long as the Patriots lose, I'll be happy. There has not been a more annoying team in the history of the world. From the fans to the team, they act like they are completely disrespected all the time when the truth is the media is constantly slobbering all over the Patriots. They all need to just shutup and go away.

Congratulations on scoring more than one goal tonight. That's quite the accomplishment. You must be proud of your boys.

I'm looking studly, as always.