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Woodrow Wilson Keeble is badass. That's all there is to it. Shot 7 times? Singlehandedly take out three trenches? The Oshie is no match for this man. Woodrow Wilson Keeble is badass.

How would it not help UND in the long run? If UND wins their lawsuit, the NCAA can't enforce the restrictions. Hence the reasoning for the lawsuit. NDSU firing a guy because of his age is just stupidity. They should tell the AG to quit filing appeals and admit they were wrong. It's time they realize that.

Ionno. They were only calling him Fabian. Maybe Erik's got another unknown brother, Fabian Fabian.

Jon Waibel is no Andy Schneider when it comes to color commentary.

They do it after every game is what I heard.

Fabian is the coach for LOW and from Roseau. He related to Erik?

I was thinking about coming down with you guys, but you had crappy seats and there were a couple of cool guys next to me.

The Glas is the biggest craphole arena I've ever been to and it's totally awesome.

You say that like there is something wrong with it.

He's got that stupid beard though and he's always spelling people's names. He's just too weird. He's the weird uncle no one really acknowledges.

I wish Pat Sweeny would drive to Tijuana and get imprisoned by some corrupt Mexican cops.

Yes. Oh you wanted them? Here.

You'd have some 'splain to do, that's for sure. The citizens of North Dakota have a right to know!!!

Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers; we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.

That was the best announcement. It's pretty loud when they announced each of the DQ's, then they announce Sparky's and the crowd goes crazy.

Zach Jones flipping out is no big deal anymore. He flips out when his roommates eat all the Honey Nut Cheerios.

The seats are just plastic benches without backs. Each seat is pretty narrow. It's a total craphole that sure as hell isn't worthy of being a DI arena. That said, it's freaking awesome.

And the Mankato player refused to go into the box so the ref pretty much threw him into it. Freaking hillarious.

Sure. Why not.

Place can safely hold 1500 and they'll have 2000 more than that. Can't wait. I'm gonna die.

I knew it was Chapman's fault. I demand he answer me right now. I'm on campus, he needs to come to Thorardson Hall immediately and explain what he's doing.

I know a girl that was in the training room at the old REA with a bunch of the players after a practice or something. Blake made some comment to her and she totally went off on him. All the other players cheered her on.

I bet Joseph Chapman is the one keeping the truth from us and I demand he tells us all. We didn't pay a dime to research the development of a seedless watermelon, but I want to know. That means I have the right to know because I say so. Anyone who disagrees is part of vast watermelonwing conspiracy.

I still want answers about the seedless watermelon.