HockeyMom

HOW COME ALL OF THE MASCOTS/LOGOS ARE MEN?!?! I demand equity for women!!!!! I'm gonna complain to the NCAA about this!

That's perfectly fine. It's all about survival of the fittest. As long as there are no fences for people to be smashed into, who cares?

Snap......oh no you didn't.

I had a green sweatshirt on last Friday, sitting in my favorite watering hole, and a 7765648 year old Norweigian walked in, sat down, looked at me and said, "Green!! I don't like green..........there's no Irish people in _______ County." I looked at him and said, "I'm Irish." Him......*stares* "Well, you're supposed to be Norweigian." Me, "I'm gonna sit here and get drunk and then kick your ass." *insert dramatic pause* Then I started laughing. He stared at me for a couple minutes and started laughing and bought me a beer. Moral of the story......everyone needs to lighten up a little bit.

I stole it. And I have no intention of returning it. If you try and make me return it, I will run you down with my mobility scooter.....at the bottom of the Columbia Road overpass, so I will be going between 30-35 mph at the time of the collision.

OMG.....I could never make it past the first hour of his class. I'm yawning now thinking about it. I never stayed for the videos and most of the final was questions about his videos......I had an A and finished with a B too.

I loved her classes.

Actually, I'd like it better if it was green and white.....and a little different logo on the front.... Then it would be perfect.

*combs the sand literally* "We ain't found s*^%."

Meaningless twaddle. I'm pretty sure I had at least 5 Bazooka Joe's tonight, so Ima be hopping 'til at least noon on Red Bull.

Like you weren't thinking the same thing.......don't make me post the pig picture again.

Well considering who's jersey that was.....it was prolly tucked in his pants at one point too......yummy.

LMFAO I never knew what the hell Telesis was until right now.......I knew they sponsered events on campus but. *dies laughing*

True confessions: I have the t-shirt too.

I love you all, even though you hate me. *buys you all a Miller Bile*

It tastes like bile, that's why I renamed it.

YES! And this thread has an official drink, too.

Ooooh, do it! We should have a random nothingness thread. Nevermind, I treat every thread like random nothingness threads.

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I love ma Radke jersey. Is it hockey season yet?

Oh, you said whine, not swine, my bad.

He's also more mature than the rest of us. It shows doesn't it!

I only knew who Robert Goulet was from the Will Ferrill skit on SNL......then Goulet showed up in a commercial a couple weeks ago......I think it was Emeral Nuts or something. Now I've been walking around saying Goooooouuuuuuullllllet constantly. I have adhd, please don't hold it against me.

No, it's because you admitted that you own a Gopher hockey jersey.

I was under the impression you two were gonna do-I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues......