larsensa Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 Rumor in the Chicago area is that after his Frozen Four performance, TheTriouxper has been contacted by 6 or 7 other Wing restaurants besides BWW including The Blue Moose and Hooters! Hooters is taking a very serious run at him because of his incredible man boobs! P.S. I have never met or seen the Triouxper so I hope my joke is not offensive! Quote
GF_siouxfan Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 Well, you're kind of on to something. I've got the inside story and will be the first to tell you all the good news. Triouxper will return next season meaner and greener than ever before. He says he plans to TRIPPLE, I REPEAT TRIPPLE his intake of Beer, Chicken Wings, O-Rings, and Queso. He will again try to single handedly put the team on his back and do what he has to do to help them win #8. This monumental effort is being generously funded by the following: Univ of Minnesota Hemorrhoidal Research Center Preperation H Depends Charmin Meister Breu Beer Meat Cup Butcher Shop, Columbia, MO Sappy knows his stuff dont doubt him NUMBER 8 IN 08' Quote
PCM Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 Sappy knows his stuff dont doubt him Don't go giving him a big head. He's hard enough to take as it is. Quote
SIOUXELEVENS Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 Rumor in the Chicago area is that after his Frozen Four performance, TheTriouxper has been contacted by 6 or 7 other Wing restaurants besides BWW including The Blue Moose and Hooters! Hooters is taking a very serious run at him because of his incredible man boobs! P.S. I have never met or seen the Triouxper so I hope my joke is not offensive! I am sure the only way TheTriouxper will be offended is when someone calls him a rodent fan,other than that the fields wide open Quote
GF_siouxfan Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 Don't go giving him a big head. He's hard enough to take as it is. sappy i envy u and all of your roadtrip habits Quote
sappysieve Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 sappy i envy u and all of your roadtrip habits What about your 30 pack White Castle for Everyone!!!!! What's that I smell??? Quote
the"source" Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 Sappy knows his stuff dont doubt him NUMBER 8 IN 08' I spoke to triouxp just an hour ago, he couldn't talk but he did belch out a few times!! It that sounded some what like a cry for help, I don't think anyone could say for sure, but I think the triouxp needs our support. He has given everything and asked for nothing in return, all he wants is #8!! Well boy's it looks like THE DRIVE FOR DENVER STARTS TODAY! I know that all of you a worried about the triouxp, don't! He will be just fine, his women told a co workers sister that he w had a terrible rash from his NASA diapers, from the non stop run of the trail of tears 3!! p.s. OSH WILL COMPLETE HIS JOURNEY #8 IN 08 Quote
7>4 Posted April 10, 2007 Author Posted April 10, 2007 [Actually, U of M has the best treatement facility in the nation for such problems as the Triouxpers. You mean this problem? Quote
GF_siouxfan Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 What about your 30 pack White Castle for Everyone!!!!! What's that I smell??? thats methane you smell Quote
sappysieve Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 You mean this problem? That right there is funny stuff! I've always thought about posting something on here about that, but have yet to have found the right time and place for it. Nice to see I'm not the only "sick" puppy on here!!! Quote
sappysieve Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 thats methane you smell White Castle High Ocatne Supreme Quote
siouxnami Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 I heard he was failing everything and would be academically ineligible anyway. Quote
Sioux-cia Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 I heard he was failing everything and would be academically ineligible anyway. That can't be right!! I heard Fabian was taking his tests and writing all his papers! Quote
THETRIOUXPER Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 It was a hell of a season. Aside from the usual punishment I inflict upon myself, lack of rest, lots of miles, and a cold have me wiped out. However, with the recent developments, Chorney, Duncs, Osh, and other's returning, I have to make my commitment for next year as well. I'm coming back with a vengence. That means even more booze, more wings, and a nastier disposition than ever before. The 07-08 season begins now, championships are won with hard work in the off season. I'm not stopping until Denver...........who's with me? Quote
sappysieve Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 TRAIL OF CARNAGE II TOUR 2007-2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
HockeyMom Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 Ya had to twist my arm, but I'm in and I'm betting a $2 bill that Mr. HockeyMom will come with me. Quote
the"source" Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 Rumor in the Chicago area is that after his Frozen Four performance, TheTriouxper has been contacted by 6 or 7 other Wing restaurants besides BWW including The Blue Moose and Hooters! Hooters is taking a very serious run at him because of his incredible man boobs! P.S. I have never met or seen the Triouxper so I hope my joke is offensive TRIOUP WHAT'S ALL THIS TALK OF MAN BOOBS? DO YOU REALLY HAVE MAN BOOBS? IF SO PLEASE SEND SAPPY A PICTURE!! Quote
THETRIOUXPER Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 TRIOUP WHAT'S ALL THIS TALK OF MAN BOOBS? DO YOU REALLY HAVE MAN BOOBS? IF SO PLEASE SEND SAPPY A PICTURE!! Damn right, and they are real too. Let's just say I'm my own best friend on Saturday night if you know what I mean. Quote
7>4 Posted April 12, 2007 Author Posted April 12, 2007 It was a hell of a season. Aside from the usual punishment I inflict upon myself, lack of rest, lots of miles, and a cold have me wiped out. However, with the recent developments, Chorney, Duncs, Osh, and other's returning, I have to make my commitment for next year as well. I'm coming back with a vengence. That means even more booze, more wings, and a nastier disposition than ever before. The 07-08 season begins now, championships are won with hard work in the off season. I'm not stopping until Denver...........who's with me? GREAT NEWS TRIOUXP. Just Toews and Lee to go and all the ingredients will be in place. Count me in. My liver starts training tomorrow. P.S. I put in a good word with Mr. Farkas. Shipment is on its way. Quote
GF_siouxfan Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 I'm in if on the way back we find a White Castle. That just wouldnt work if we did it on the way down, you need a clean butt to win a national championship. Quote
sappysieve Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 I'm in if on the way back we find a White Castle. That just wouldnt work if we did it on the way down, you need a clean butt to win a national championship. And a clean set of....... Quote
sappysieve Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 Too much information. Teeth, PCM!! Dental Hygiene is very important after eating a White Castle 30 Pack! Those little onions and pickles can raise hell on your choppers you know! Quote
GF_siouxfan Posted April 13, 2007 Posted April 13, 2007 Just want the fellow fans to know how its done Quote
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