PCM Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 (edited) Disclaimer: This is a sudo-summary of the weekly Fighting Sioux Coaches Show. It is NOT a verbatim transcript of the fictional show that was never broadcast. Comments by the show's fake hosts and the fake coaches and fake players are paraphrased to the best of the author's ability and are NOT direct quotes. In fact, everything is totally made up! This summary contains selected highlights from the show and is NOT a comprehensive account of all topics covered or discussed. This broadcast summary represents a fantasy of the author and is not associated in any manner with SiouxSports.com, the University of North Dakota, USCHO, ESPN or the Bush Administration. This summary MAY NOT BE REPRODUCED without the written permission of the author. Any reference to a person living, brain dead, near death or really, really dead is a total coincidence. Honest. Homersey: Good evening and welcome to the Fighting Sioux Coaches Edited April 7, 2005 by PCM Quote
Fedorov Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 That is very funny PCM. Thanks for the effort in writing this and doing it all the other weeks. Wait, can I even be writing this? Why aren't you covering the story of whether I am banned or not? Quote
CKorrect Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 I haven't laughed that hard in days... I'm tearing up... Thanks PCM and GO SIOUX! Quote
PCM Posted April 7, 2005 Author Posted April 7, 2005 Be sure to check out the new section I added about the play of goalie Gordon Paradise. Quote
Let'sGoHawks! Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Be sure to check out the new section I added about the play of goalie Gordon Paradise. Quote
Siouxman Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Grate articull. Peeeuletser perise material. The big day is FINALLY here. Go Sioux. Quote
Old Barn Guy Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 PCM, like I used to say to the guy doing the steaks at the barbeque, "grate job!" Quote
Fedorov Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 What are the odds that TH will have to call in to explain this week's show too? Quote
dagies Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 I will NEVER do another recap again, my efforts so pitiful in comparison to this. Oh my gosh, like Cratter, I'm wiping the tears from my eyes. I had to cover my mouth to keep from laughing out loud here at work. This is a beautiful piece of work. There are some message boards that have a forum specifically to hold threads or posts that are so special they should not be lost. I would like to propose the same for this site, and this post become the inaugural post, and the standard which other nominees must achieve to be included. Just beautiful, PCM. Quote
PCM Posted April 7, 2005 Author Posted April 7, 2005 What are the odds that TH will have to call in to explain this week's show too? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's what I'm hoping. Quote
Wreckincrew Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Phaterik. Uw rites goood. Uw go to de New Yurk Zetie. Mek beeg moneez. Veery phonnie! Quote
siouxfan1 Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Thanks PCM, really enjoyed, keep up the good work! Go Sioux!!! Quote
kr Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 PCM thanks for the recap -- (blatant bump) (It's too bad THommersy didn't have a chance to interview Eddie the Eagle.) Go Sioux. Quote
PCM Posted April 9, 2005 Author Posted April 9, 2005 (It's too bad THommersy didn't have a chance to interview Eddie the Eagle.) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In the world of sudo-reporting, it's not difficult to arrange such interviews. Quote
PCM Posted April 9, 2005 Author Posted April 9, 2005 After Thursday's UND-Minnesota game, I'm wondering whether Tyler Hirsch read my sudo summary. What do you think sent Tyler Hirsch over the edge? It was knowing that he Quote
siouxnami Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 Homersey: Good evening and welcome to the Fighting Sioux Coaches Quote
PCM Posted April 9, 2005 Author Posted April 9, 2005 Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh, PCM, does drunk posting too... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nope. Just looks like it. Quote
Fetch Posted April 9, 2005 Posted April 9, 2005 That was great I hope perkey never learns all of our engrish Quote
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