ScottM Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 One can now never say that SCCC has never come close to Title Greatness. Recently, as part of the NHL All-Star blast, the NHL brought Lord Stanley's Cup to St. Clod. Surprisingly, nobody tried to use it as a spitoon or beer bong. Local sales of Prestone and paint thinner were reported to have increased three-fold as the natives gawked, pointed and tried to figure out where the engine was on "that big beer keg". SCCC President Saigo called for a local day of mourning to commemorate Lord Stanley's savage oppression of granola-eating PC nazis, and rhythm gymnastics. When asked why the NHL would even bother bring The Cup to St. Clod, NHL Head Buffoon Gary Bettman was heard to remark, "WTF? St. Clod? I thought we were going to "Hooters" at Mall of America!?" Whereupon, the erstwhile NBA wannabee climbed into his rented H2 and drove away. Lord Stanley's Wrong Turn Quote
CoteauRinkRat Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 Great post !!! I actually think it could appear in the paper and would come pretty close to being accurate. Quote
UMDDogz Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 The closest SCCC will get to receiving any sort of hardware!! Quote
Schmitzzz Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 The closest SCCC will get to receiving any sort of hardware!! They came close in 1997 as well... as the UND bus rolled past Clown on their way back from Milwaukee with the NCAA hardware on board. Quote
TheFarce Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 It wouldn't surprise me if thay hang a banner in honer of it. Quote
MinnesotaNorthStar Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 Banner raising ceremony is this Frday Quote
Smoggy Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 Banner raising ceremony is this Frday Along with Blizzard's enshrinement in their hall of shame! Quote
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