MafiaMan

I thought the clock ran down faster at higher altitudes. Maybe I was mistaken...

Sioux gotta keep it up...this would be a biggie on the road.

I didn't know Kessel was at the World Arena this weekend!

Are you talking? I can't hear you. Let me turn down Twisted Sister.

Cue Ed McMahon's "HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!" here.

I was just gonna say the same thing. I'm sick of Sioux-cia looking at men like we're just pieces of meat.

Isn't it past your bedtime, Sioux-cia?

You did tell your wife...that you'd given MafiaMan your two tickets to the Frozen Four because you can't make it?

I thought of "hostile and abusive" when I saw the name "Rebels" as a choice. Yea, that doesn't offend anybody, does it? The first thing most people (well, at least some of those with a knowledge of US history) think of when they hear the word 'rebel' is the Civil War.

In all the conversation I've read and heard about Irmen's jersey pop, not once did I read anything about him being spit at while in the penalty box. Where did you get that information?

Spandex nothing...are those CUT-OFF JEAN SHORTS? My eyes...my eyes! Oh the horror! On the flip side, I haven't seen that much leopard-print since my one and only visit to The Platinum Fox. Only there, the material came in much, much smaller pieces.

The only motivation the Sioux need is that if they lose, their chances grow slimmer and slimmer for making the tournament. Stop looking at the standings, points, who wins, who UND needs to lose, etc. Go 8-0 the rest of the way and everything will fall into place.

The sharpie would have been funny if TO had promptly given the football to a kid. Giving it to Drew Rosenhaus? Cmon...class act from a class clown, but with TO, nothing shocks me any more. He's the epitomy of what's wrong with today's athlete. Frankly, it would be fun watching two of the biggest "ME ME ME" guys in the game (Moss being the other) line up for the same team.

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Call it moral decay or whatever you want, it is what it is. Anybody older than 50 says Pete Rose got what he deserved, too. Anybody younger than that says "yea, I know he bet on baseball, but so what?". If Irmen or Kessel want to pop off after a win or what looks to be a win, fine. Honestly, I have a bigger issue with a guy like Chorney doing a rebuttal stunt with his team down two goals with two minutes left in the game. Besides, it makes for good mockery and both Irmen's stunt and Kessel's will be remembered. A guy wearing a Gopher Hockey hat was sitting behind me at the afore-mentioned Red Wings/Wild game the other night. I stood up (with my four year old son no less) and cheered after each Detroit goal and after each one, he would yell "sit down!" or "Wings suck!". When it was 4-0, I'd had enough and I turned around, looked him right in the eye, and said "Hey Gopher fan...who am I?" while putting my cupped hand to my ear. I didn't hear a peep out of him the rest of the game.

I've already told my broomball team (made up mainly of Gopher fans) that the first goal I score tonite, I'm going to run by our opponents' bench with my hand cupped over my ear. Maybe for the second goal I score, I'll do the fake moon. If I get the hat trick, I'm going to take my stick and spank the goalie while yelling "who's your daddy?". If it starts a fight or I get a midconduct penalty, I'll just tell the ref that I was being spontaneous and it was 'heat-of-the-moment.'

Or maybe that constant ringing is post-concussion syndrome leftover from your days in a certain fraternity house on campus?

DaveK, Having watched that game myself, I remember being in complete agreement with you the moment I saw it. You and I come from a different generation of sports fans, one where Kirk Gibson pumping his fist after hitting a home run off of Dennis Eckersley in the World Series or Magic Johnson hugging Kareem after winning the NBA title was a celebratory act. I think the biggest difference in sports between today and 20-30 years ago is that today, the athlete, not the team, is celebrated. I, like you, miss the days of Barry Sanders simply handing the ball to the official after scoring a touchdown, but, alas, those days are gone. One could argue that the Super Bowl Rams of a few years ago went to the extreme with celebrations, but going even further back, the 1980's also gave us "The Fun Bunch" of the Washington Redskins receivers and Billy "White Shoes" Johnson's ridiculous dancing celebrations, not to mention the stupid Ickey Shuffle. Given some of the foul-mouthed trash talk that goes on between players from the bench and fans, I don't think Randy's act was a big deal. Everyone knows the Packer fans' tradition of mooning the visiting team bus as it rolls away from Lambeau. At least he didn't pull a cell phone out of the padding and pretend to make a call...

If the idea is to get people on their feet, I'm not certain playing G'N'R a thousand times a night is the answer. Having been at the Xcel Energy Center this week for the Red Wings/Wild game, I can tell you that what gets some laughs and gets fans on their feet is playing some movie clips which encourage excitement. I know this has been discussed before at length, but I am not sure if this is happening at the Ralph or not. A couple of my favorites have been the scene from 'Braveheart' where William Wallace yells at his troops before they go into battle. Another good one is from 'Happy Gilmore," where Happy is set to tee off at his first major golf event and he turns to the crowd and says "cmon...how about a little noise?".

Why is it that whenever I read one of NorthDakotaHockey's posts, I feel like standing up in front of everyone in my office (picture Mike Eruzione make-believe scene in 'Miracle' after the Norway exhibition game) and yelling out "MY NAME IS MAFIAMAN...AND I PLAY FOR...THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH DAKOTA!"? Go Sioux!

Yea, I heard AZSIOUX really caused a ruckus during his city league hockey game the other night when he scored a goal, then pretended to moon the opposing goalie.

Is Phil Kessel going to play?

I apologize if some of us don't want to join the pity party that is "SIOUX LOSS HURTS"? Just because it didn't involve the Sioux directly doesn't mean it wasn't worthy of discussion.

So do I, hence my comment.