MafiaMan

@Goon blonde flat while?

Sheesh, @Goon, when did you become such a snowflake? Go enjoy your loca-moca latte from Starbucks and have fun at your morning yoga class and we'll chat later on today.

Yea. I heard she went on to marry some guy from Carrington whose nickname in school was Oxbunk6 or Oxbark6 or something like that. Memory is a bit fuzzy after 30 years...

Goggled it, huh, @Oxbow6? I haven't used that term since my beer-goggling days at UND...

Let's leave Goon's family out of this...

Lighten up, Francis. (waits for -1 from darell...)

I always had you pegged as a white Zinfandel kind of guy...

Let's talk about the ugly elephant in the room...LITERALLY IN THE ROOM!

No. Kim Jong-un has me held captive in a camp just north of Pyongyang. He asked me if I would rather have my nails ripped off my hands one-by-one or watch the Argentina-Croatia match. I'm currently in the local hospital recovering and just happened to ask the nurse what the score of the game was...

3-0 Croatia. Talk about a goal-scoring outburst!

No thanks. I gave up on the NBA when everyone else decided that Jordan and the Bulls winning every year was good for business.

I'm skeptical.

You're making a spectacle of yourself now.

It would be a damn travesty of justice to move the Calgary Flames out of Canada.

Soo... 1990's one-team league: good. 2010's one-team league: bad. Makes perfect sense.

This was celebrated wildly in the 1990's when only ONE team had a shot at the title...

OK, I'll bite... Because hockey doesn't suck?

NHL: We're happy to have destroyed the integrity of the regular season games by reverting to gimmicks. Next up: Having a Stanley Cup Final game #7 being decided by a shoot-out under the guise of getting "casual fans" interested in the game.

How about "factory perfect" as opposed to "factory defect?" Wait...I forgot about the black pit stains...

Roos Field is holding for you on line three...

That's what you want to see as opposed to what was actually done?