I want a coach who can guarantee, and follow it up with, 22 wins a year- year in and year out.
a coach who can guarantee at least 1,000 more butts in the seats per game
a coach that will own su
a coach who can guarantee we go dancing at least every third year
a coach who can guarantee at least two 6ft 10 inch capable post players
a coach who will bore us with conference championships
a coach who can triple contributions to our athletic programs