Ray Purpur would be the dream candidate, but I would think the price tag would be awfully high, not to mention the weather in Palo Alto?
http://gostanford.cstv.com/school-bio/stan-purpur.html
Never was a problem, never will be a problem. Too bad some people don't see it that way. Will be interesting if this Wisconsin's policy will set a precedent. More reason to dislike the U of M (and they have the nerve to solicit me for season football/basketball tickets).