farce poobah

Goepfert comes up big twice. 5: left

Rats. Gosh. Golly. Gee Whiz. Gophers tie it. 8:30 left.

St Cloud kills off half of the MN PP. 9: left.

Goal Seawolves - they trail by one, half way thru the 3rd in Mantanko.

St Cloud with 2 2 on 1 breaks on the SAME shift. Gophers taking lots of chances and not paying for it yet.

Quick "mental age quiz": 1) Do you sieve the other goalie? 2) Do you miss the Old Ralph? If you answered yes to either question, you are NOT old. (If you miss the first barn, you ARE old!)

What ARE the rules on tequila worms, anyway?

Frazee with a big toe save on a blast. Race horse hockey - does NOT favor SC.

Gophers score after dominating play for several minutes 3-2. 15: left

Not sure. Maybe RWTD will tell us after the whiskey goes down.

Final - Tech 4 Dogs 1. Tough weekend for UMD.

End of 2 in Mankato too. 3-1 LandCows over SeaPups. Santa commercials on during intermission. Ice is wet - guess that makes it water, technically. (I didn't take Chemistry so I don't really know the difference.)

End of 2 in SC. 3-1 St Cloud (I refuse to use their nickname) over the Gophers. Fun atmosphere at the Concrete Center tonight.

St Cloud really buzzing. PCM had that suffocating Gopher defense thing spot on. Even EJ getting buzzed tonight.

Yeah, even the old people in my section at the Ralph do it.

3-1 St Cloud!!! Frazee stunned - shot off the mask. Raduns with a wrister 10 seconds later. Frazee = deer in the headlights.

4x4 in St Cloud , Gophers dominating still 2-1, 4: left in period 2

If you run over P-bich, I'll pay for the body work.

Scouting tip: Frazee down on his knees before the shot was taken.

Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! 3-1 Mankato. middle of the second.

Did you tell them it was ICE hockey? What do they think of your Fighting Sioux jersey? Congratulations on getting to Anchorage... I'd like to go there sometime.

GOAL ST CLOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, I'm less bored now.

UAA 1, Mankato 0 after 1 Intermission interview is the Mankato cowbell guy. Ice not frozen yet. Edit: Mortgage advertising between periods. And mesothelioma trial lawyer ads. Edit: Sorry, its 1-1 after 1. I must have been micro napping during one of the goals.

So where are you stuck without hockey?

DU draws first blood at the Kohl 1-0 early.