farce poobah

This thread should be in the Hall of Fame. Simply outstanding.

Nice analysis, gang. If I ever get to be half as smart as you are, I'll become twice as smart as I am now. What is going on inside the NCAA? I think their "social engineers" ("bullies" in my grade school) looked around for the easiest target (Native American nicknames), and picked the one they thought had no possible defense. They thought the schools using Native American nicknames would simply cave. Along the way, they are getting some education. Now that's what you'd call ironic.

http://www.gophersports.com/ViewArticle.db...p;ATCLID=684858 The first half was very sluggish with neither team scoring until Coleman made a short jumper almost four minutes into the game. The Bison took a 5-2 lead with 13:14 to go but Minnesota went on a 12-0 run that spanned over six minutes to lead 14-5 with 6:57 remaining. McKenzie fueled the Gopher offense with two threes and a fastbreak layup consecutively. North Dakota State came right back and pulled within 16-14 on two free throws by Smith with just under four minutes to go in the half. The Bison kep the lead to two points before Coleman scored and was fouled with 1:27 left. He made the free throw and the Gophers took a 23-18 lead into the half. Both teams shot poorly with NDSU making just 6-29 from the field (20.7 percent) and Minnesota hit 10-31 (32.3 percent).

40 is not old, IF you sieve the other goalie. Gut says yes, you do sieve the other goalie. (Farce world old=quiet, young=noisy.)

No, but once "I felt the rain down in Africa". That was back in the 80's.

Back atcha.

Pucker up sister. You're gettin kissed again. The DU game sounds like a great finish.

Your grammar school was more interesting than mine. We mostly learned how to fold lefse.

No but its where they should.

Goepfert stops a 2-1. 2:30 left.

One in Madison, one in St Cloud, one it Worcester. (Holy Cross lost in OT.)

OK, if you don't like Elkhounds, just scratch the logo out of all your pictures.

OT started in SC.

Personally, I'm missing the Cornell updates tonight.

Its Over Time.

I wish there were some teams named Elkhounds. There are too many [st cloud nickname] and not enough Elkhounds.

Just after. Not sure if the guy even got back into the play. Edit - guy comes out of the box and can't quite get to Vanelli before he got the blast off.

1:06 left in SC. still tied

Goepfert comes up big twice. 5: left

Rats. Gosh. Golly. Gee Whiz. Gophers tie it. 8:30 left.

St Cloud kills off half of the MN PP. 9: left.

Goal Seawolves - they trail by one, half way thru the 3rd in Mantanko.

St Cloud with 2 2 on 1 breaks on the SAME shift. Gophers taking lots of chances and not paying for it yet.

Quick "mental age quiz": 1) Do you sieve the other goalie? 2) Do you miss the Old Ralph? If you answered yes to either question, you are NOT old. (If you miss the first barn, you ARE old!)

What ARE the rules on tequila worms, anyway?