The Sicatoka

After the Slovenia nightmare, I'm wondering what you think Team USA should've looked like. Create your roster, but you MUST follow the same rules USA Hockey had to (no NHLers).

USA Hockey has such a priapism (look it up) for the names "Bellows" and "Tkachuk" on USA World Junior rosters, why didn't they put those name onto this Olympic roster? No, not the kids (Kieffer and Brady) ... the dads (Brian and Keith). I'm thinking even those old guys wouldn't be making "poopy breezers" against Slovenia. There has to be a Deadpool one-liner in here about USA needs more red on the uniform ... or brown breezers.

If you're going for straight-up blasphemy: Jerry York.

This guy.

Yup. One night they look like they could sweep PWR1 in their rink; other nights they look like they'd lose to PWR60 at REA. That said, part of me wonders with the injuries and short roster can Berry do everything he'd want to? There are times a little old school Blaiser "skate or sit" needed to be taught but couldn't be because of numbers (at least to my eyes).

Don't forget Chuck "Bleeping" Kobasew.

Starbucks.

This is wise.

About Weah, this ^^^^.

The ND Fighting -----. One five letter word is no longer acceptable. Let the rest of the chickens come home to roost.

Touché.

Mentioning Al (aka the Raiders), will Gruden find Carr to his liking in Oak-Vegas or will he want his guy?

He did. One site where I was looking for FAs listed him as still an FA.

MIN will go "Hershel Walker 2.0": Sign Sam Bradford and Xavier Rhodes, and then trade both plus two first round picks, two second round picks, a conditional pick, plus the cost of Bradford's deal for Carson Wentz.

One man's "old school" is another man's well read.

Tom wanted to go out League MVP, Super Bowl MVP, and back-to-back champion, and the only player with six SB rings.

I agree on the "once touched" aspect, but I'm not sure Gronk ever touched it. It looked like about three Eagles whacked it around.

Ah yes, I knew I'd seen Foles catch a TD before, except his name then was Barkley and the victims wore purple. http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-cant-miss-plays/0ap3000000766914/Can-t-Miss-Play-Cameron-Meredith-throws-to-Matt-Barkley-for-2-yard-TD

So it wasn't just me wondering ...

What's out there? Stafford, Carr, Cousins, Brees, Bradford, Garoppolo, Bridgewater, et al. Honestly, MIN needs to worry most about resigning the X man. (Xavier Rhodes)

Regarding Weah: I saw his numbers for Moorhead this year and thought they were typos. Could this be that "built like a fire hydrant, runs like lightning" back that everyone else seems to find but UND?

The ball moved after the first left foot came up. Yes, a minutial, microscopic amount; but, it did, and that negated a couple TDs in games this year. And Jesse James of PIT is still confused.

UND moved from 12 to 8 in the PWR with a pair of "did not play" games this weekend. A couple more weeks off and we'll be #1!

OK, seriously, who'll be the Vikings 2018 Game 1 starter? Right about now the list could be a dozen or more long.

At this point bemoaning the new nickname and logo is tilting at windmills.