I've figured this whole ruse out: @gfhockey and @Shawn-O are playing us!
gf will be HC and -O will be his OC. They're in negotiations now.
Looking forward to frozen concentrated orange juice at Sunday breakfast.
Are they getting a new mascot costume, a big brown beaver? No, wait, that's Winona, no, Wynona.
Since the "big news" it's been conference/honors/award tweets.
The Amtrack is the way if you're trying to be covert, like sneak into GFK, or stealing the frozen concentrated orange juice report*.
*bonus for the reference in December to a movie that takes place at Christmas time