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But this is exactly why I keep saying that the moniker must be replaced immediately. If not, you'll get pablum like this sometime in 2014.

My prediction: Tate Maris goes into goal for UND but I don't choke down a dozen Maalox at the sight of it (because the game is already decided).

30+ mph winds 20 below F wind chills. Blinding blizzards. Yeah, those will draw a crowd. How soon we forget.

I'd say the cause of this issue, Lucy Ganje, but then I'd fear the guys would start losing games to keep her from 'undressing'.

Glad to see the hockey staff is listening to me.

I read too fast ...

And there was this guy named Chester Fritz ...

Sources. It's all about your sources.

$10 million from Sanford Health to NDSU NDSU is kicking off a $32 million campaign to redo the ugly Morton buil..., er, Bison Sports Arena. Construction to happen in three phases.

Patience, Hammer, patience. One of your numbers may be off a bit. Tune in October 8, and see ...

We're all quite sure that the BTHC is happening. Allow me a contrarian question: Could Penn State Hockey in the CCHA be the reason why the CCHA left UAH out in the cold?

" ... that's GeauxSioux with the assists going to ScottM and LetsGoSioux!, at 3:02. That's GeauxSioux at 3:02 ... " </announcer guy voice>

I recommend that you travel south and see if you can't merge ... Clemson and South Carolina Auburn and Alabama Mississippi and Mississippi State North Carolina and North Carolina State Heck, why not even just go for ... Kansas and Kansas State Iowa and Iowa State. Colorado has money issues. Tell them to merge Colorado and Colorado State whilest you are at it. Like I said before, this smells of the Shelbyville monorail (reference: The Simpsons).

If you didn't know that going in, you really are out of your depth.

Folks, this may be the UND Athletics board but there is more to UND than just Athletics. I'd be disappointed if any new campaign didn't address all aspects of UND (students, faculty, programs, facilities).

I stand by my statement here and three posts after that. Tim O'Keefe is one heck of a bowler.

Updated your thought.

You spoke too soon ... Hoe. Leigh. Crap-age.

Techncially, Northern Illinois goes by NIU where Northern Iowa goes by UNI. The person who started this thread got it wrong.

C'mon Mike, you're better than that. Page 2 of the PDF document, O'Keefe's letter, paragraphs 6 and 7. When Tim goes bowling he rolls about 184 of 300.

We UND folks are kinder to the, shall we politely say, "challenged" than other folks may be. It speaks volumes about both groups.

See Page 2, paragraphs 6 and 7 ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEZjzsnPhnw

You don't really need to find out whats going on You don't really want to know just how far it's gone Just leave well enough alone Eat your dirty laundry -- Don Henley

Glad to see another quality forward but ...