TheFarce Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 This was an e-mail my wife received. Whoever said that the Minneapolis mediawas not out to get us. Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in Minneapolis when one is suddenly attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it until the dog stop breathing and saving his friend. A Star Tribune reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. He approaches the boys and congratulates the youth. He tells the young man that he's a reporter and says, "I'm going to have the headline read... "Gopher fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," then begins writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Gopher fan", the little hero replied. "Sorry, thought all Twin Cities kids were" said the reporter and he starts again..."Vikings Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Vikings fan either," the boy said. "Oh, I assumed everyone in the Twin Cities was either for the Gophers or the Vikings. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Sioux fan", the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Bastard from North Dakota Kills Beloved Family Pet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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