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This was an e-mail my wife received. Whoever said that the Minneapolis mediawas not out to get us.

Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in

Minneapolis when one is suddenly attacked by a rabid

Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves

it under the dog's collar, twists it until the dog stop breathing and

saving his friend.

A Star Tribune reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. He

approaches the boys and congratulates the youth. He tells the young man

that he's a reporter and says, "I'm going to have the headline read...

"Gopher fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,"

then begins writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Gopher fan", the little hero replied.

"Sorry, thought all Twin Cities kids were" said the

reporter and he starts again..."Vikings Fan Rescues Friend From

Horrific Attack," he continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Vikings fan either," the boy said.

"Oh, I assumed everyone in the Twin Cities was either for the Gophers

or the Vikings. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Sioux fan", the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:

"Little Bastard from North Dakota Kills Beloved Family Pet."

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