Blarney's

[The Sicatoka]

What did a little birdie tell you about Gopher hockey team changes?

New Gopher Hockey team rules:

- no more "tickets for cover" exchanges, only "sticks or other gear for cover"

- any minors have to pay cover for non-minor fellow players they're with

- recruits are no longer allowed to be the designated driver away from Blarney's

(You know I'm kidding and picking on an easy target.)