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The UND Mafia.

Yes, Mafia.

Why?

10. We already have Vegas ties. :D

9. Team captains referred to as "wise guys."

8. Our hockey coaches? Godfather Hak and his lieutenants Brad da Glare and Cary da Squirt Bottle.

7. We could keep the green and black color scheme.

6. Would Denny Gunderson have to join the Teamsters? ;)

5. When our defensemen put a hit on someone, they really put a hit on someone! :D

4. We'd all get cool white fedora hats (for home games, black hats on the road).

3. Think how sharp the teams would look traveling in pin striped suits.

2. Violin-case shaped hockey bags. :huh:

1. Ask John Gotti: There is no Mafia. ---> No protesters! :D

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And just think of all the Bandwagon Fans you guys could pick up for the weekend, perhaps lifetime if you guys where to play a weekend or two in like Chicago or New York, where a lot of the old guard Mob guys hang out at. Would make for some very interesting drinking stories for yall to share after an NCAA tournament. :lol:

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Der iz noze such t'ing az da Mafia orz da Mob. Get it righ' use bum. Capiche? Keep dis up and I'll have ta haf da boyz take use fur a ride in da back of da Town Cah. :lol:

Remember Luca Brazi!!!! I'll have da boys fit him for cement shoes.

(But hey, all the players in pinstripe suits, fedoras, and carrying hard cases for their sticks... man that would be something.)

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