Siouxphan27

I tried.

Hundreds die from mastubation. No one here has become a statistic yet... Knock on Wood...

I've been an advocate for social distancing my whole life; maybe the one positive, sensible thing that comes from all this overblown hysteria is people will do a little bit better job respecting personal space.

I always get The Who and the Guess Who mixed up.

Both fans attending the Gopher/Irish game this evening appear to be young and healthy.

Corona’s gone viral. I’ll show myself out.

Thank you for clearing up the issue regarding funding. It is good to hear from various news outlets that CDC funding has not been cut.

If I recall things correctly, it was a rough game for that goalie. First he gets high sticked through his helmet by his own teammate. Then later another teammate plows a UND player into him, causing his head to hit the pipe. If anyone wanted to skip handshakes it should've been the goalie with his own teammates.

Thome from here to the end?

He should change his name to non-recovering pos.

To date, swine flu killed 12,455 more Americans than corona has thus far. I don’t recall any talk of banning the public from large events during the swine flu. The liberal media is currently doing a stellar job of creating panic; I don’t recall near the same level of hype while swine flu ran its course.

And don’t forget the supplements. It’s like a supplemented meat grinder.

I’ll guess he goes to Clemson; smooth supplement transition.

Kierstad took a shot attempt right after the final horn sounded. He may not have heard it. He slowly skated away not knowing one of the Poeling sisters was chasing after him. Grabbed him around the neck and threw him to the ice.

If only that moose would’ve wandered into town during the nickname selection timeframe....what might have been...

Umm....he was your choice....do you think it moved??

And Ryan Leaf, too?

Dolly Parton

I thought filling tube socks with pennies was the way to go for leg lifts.

And with the world ending in 12 years, let them eat cake! (and ice cream)

Promoting childhood obesity.

Hopefully you don’t mind Brad Berry sitting on your face! Woohoo!

TCoS!

I like the irony of self admitting snowflakes not being able to endure cold weather.