ESPN board room:
"Ted, what do we have coming up on Saturday afternoon?"
"Uhhh...looks like college hockey regionals at 3:00 pm."
"Good game?"
"Yes, BU vs DU - FANTASTIC match-up. Why do you ask?"
"Make sure to delay the start of the lacrosse game before that so it goes past 3 o'clock."
"Yes, boss, but why?"
"JUST DO IT, SON!"