MafiaMan

If the concern is hiring someone who leaves right away, UCF should probably disband their football team, Cratter...

GO VERTICALLY-CHALLENGED PEOPLE GO!

It'll be beyond bad.

MY PARENTS WENT TO THE OLYMPICS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CRUMMY HOCKEY JERSEY.

Only because of the miracle that is Coach Brad Berry, apparently. Had Hakstol been coach and UND lost in OT, he'd still be our "Doug Woog," right?

Busted these out yesterday and this am...gorgeous jerseys.

That's actually a cool story - they wanted some "spirit" colors to differentiate themselves from the Czechs and Slovenskos of the world. I double-checked with the SiouxSports.com Board of Jerseys and we'll allow it.

REALLY? We're gonna call that weak cross-check on Gilroy while letting that Ivan Drago punch to the face in the 2nd go?

Russia has some real chirpers out there today.

Somebody at the IOC dropped the ball and let Russia harken back to the golden days of yore and all glory for the state and Communist party. Considering all the doping going back on in the CCCP era, this team should be wearing pink tutus out there and NOT red.

Great decision, Bettman. In every other sport, countries send their very best. In hockey, we send Brian Gionta and some guy who played goalie at Mercyhurst College.

DOPE IS FOR DOPES!

Defenseman collides with his own forward...nice work USA.

Where can I buy one of those "OLYMPIC ATHLETE FROM CCCP" jerseys?

Maybe we should replace Brian Gionta with Adam Rippon... ...never mind.

@Pump It Up -- you in about 20 more minutes.

I can't believe no penalty was called there...officiating crew from East Germany, Bulgaria, and Czechoslovakia?

I knew they shoulda gone with Thome in net...

.2 > .6

That whole scrum could have been avoided if on the previous shift, the commie b*st*rd that popped our guy's helmet off with a punch to the face gotten 2:00...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't our national colors red, white, and blue...as opposed to lots of white, navy blue, royal blue, and silver?

These jerseys make the game look like a good old-fashioned USA vs CCCP bout...being played in the year 2080.