MafiaMan

We’ve officially established that the Twitter account of Brad E. Schlossman is really a parody account run by Tim Hennessy, right?

Pssst...it’s called “sarcasm.”

I’ll take “Snowball’s Chance in Hell” for $500, Alex.

Well, if Canisius College can pull it off, so can St Cloud State!

Hey, get your own material!

1 game left vs St Cloud State. 2 at DU. 2 at Western Michigan. Anyone have UND at anything better than 1-5 in their last 6 before the Bulldogs march into Forks?

The W’s will take care of themselves...but I’m starting to lose sight of them because all the L’s are blocking my view.

More black jersey nights?

LOL. I’m sure you felt the same way about Doug and Frank calling Gopher games back in the day on FSN...Gophers lose 9-2, but somehow two of the three “Stars of the Game” would be Minnesota players.

I said that 0-8 in the upcoming stretch of games was a very real possibility. Last night’s results did nothing to change my mind. This season will end with a aub .500 record. Book it. But, hey, it’s all good because of 2016, right?

You and I just need to relax, GDPritch! It’s a “process,” remember?

100% correct. The elephant in the room known as “puck luck.” That’s what you mean, right?

Glass half full...meet glass half empty. At 12 wins and 11 losses (and 1 tie), I’ll go with Oxbow6’s take here.

You know what would be even MORE interesting? This message board right now if Hak was still the coach of the team.

I just hope nobody arranges the warm-up pucks on UND’s bench in the shape of an ‘L’ tomorrow night...

UMD is going to come into Grand Forks and put a beatdown on the Hawks. 7-2 tonight over CC.

I see you two haven’t put down the 2016 champagne glasses, eh?

Brad Berry summary, anyone?

Well, I dunno about THAT...but I’d bite into a Tide Pod if it would help.

I feel like I’ve seen this movie a few times before...

nopuckluck@aol.com

Twice?

Well, that’s a bit harsh! I saw him on the beach in San Diego at Christmas break and watched him consistently throw 2 pucks out of every 4 right into the water!

Speaking of the Golden Griffins...they’re losing at home to someplace called Bentley, 3-1.