If I ever get my own sports talk show I'm stealing one of Rocky's lines:
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...that puts another show in the books...I'd like to thank tonight's guests, Fighting Sioux hockey head coach Dave Hakstol [applause], Minnesota Twins manager Ron Gardenhire [applause], and tennis star Maria Sharapova [wild applause] and "REMEMBER, THE SCOREBOARD HAS NEVER AND WILL NEVER TELL US HOW MUCH WE LOVE YOU!". GOODNIGHT, AND SEE YA NEXT TIME! [insert music here...I'm open to suggestions]
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