My feeble attempt to fill in for the one and only Answer Guy. Hope you have as much fun listening to it as I did writing it.
I want my, I want my coaching change!
Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way they do it
They play their football at the FKD* (*Fabulous Kleinsasser Dome)
That ain't winnin', that's the way they do it
Scholies for nothin' and the hooch for free..
Now that ain't winnin', that's the way they milk it
Let me tell ya, the donors are dumb
Chapman got Paulsen under his little finger,
Chapman got the board under his thumb
We get to broadcast microwave TV!
Chapman mansion, delivered!
We got to bilk these...big donators!
Family trip to Washington DC!
The little QB with the pressure and the full ride...
Yeah, buddy, that's his blonde hair
That lil' Mohler with the two-inch rap sheet..
That lil' Mohler he will take us there!
We get to promote microwave broadcasts!
Chapman mansion, delivered!
We got to bilk these...big donators!
We got to sell these empty blue seats...
We get to promote microwave broadcasts!
Chapman mansion, delivered!
We got to bilk these...big donators!
We got to sell these empty blue seats...
Look at that! Pen-al-ty!
I should've learned to run the veer...
I should've learned to make that pitch...
Look at that cheerleader, she got it stickin' in out on YouTube
Man can I have some?
And Bohl's down there, what's that, Kelly noises?
Smilin' for the TV like he's Mr. Clean?
Oh, that ain't winnin', that's the way they do it
Got your mansion for nothin' and your trip for free...
We get to broadcast microwave TV!
Chapman mansion, delivered!
We got to bilk these...big donators!
We get to sell these empty blue seats....!
Listen here! Heitkamp ain't workin!
That's the way ya' do it!
Ya' make the schedule like it's easy street!
Now that ain't winnin', that's the way ya do it!
Scholies for nothin' and the hooch for free..
Scholies for nothin' and the hooch for free..!
Scholies for nothin' and the hooch for free..!
Scholies for nothin' and the hooch for free..!
I want my, I want my, I want my coaching change!