farce poobah

Gophers score after dominating play for several minutes 3-2. 15: left

Not sure. Maybe RWTD will tell us after the whiskey goes down.

Final - Tech 4 Dogs 1. Tough weekend for UMD.

End of 2 in Mankato too. 3-1 LandCows over SeaPups. Santa commercials on during intermission. Ice is wet - guess that makes it water, technically. (I didn't take Chemistry so I don't really know the difference.)

End of 2 in SC. 3-1 St Cloud (I refuse to use their nickname) over the Gophers. Fun atmosphere at the Concrete Center tonight.

St Cloud really buzzing. PCM had that suffocating Gopher defense thing spot on. Even EJ getting buzzed tonight.

Yeah, even the old people in my section at the Ralph do it.

3-1 St Cloud!!! Frazee stunned - shot off the mask. Raduns with a wrister 10 seconds later. Frazee = deer in the headlights.

4x4 in St Cloud , Gophers dominating still 2-1, 4: left in period 2

If you run over P-bich, I'll pay for the body work.

Scouting tip: Frazee down on his knees before the shot was taken.

Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! 3-1 Mankato. middle of the second.

Did you tell them it was ICE hockey? What do they think of your Fighting Sioux jersey? Congratulations on getting to Anchorage... I'd like to go there sometime.

GOAL ST CLOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, I'm less bored now.

UAA 1, Mankato 0 after 1 Intermission interview is the Mankato cowbell guy. Ice not frozen yet. Edit: Mortgage advertising between periods. And mesothelioma trial lawyer ads. Edit: Sorry, its 1-1 after 1. I must have been micro napping during one of the goals.

So where are you stuck without hockey?

DU draws first blood at the Kohl 1-0 early.

Gophers 1, St Cloud 0 after 1 Hirsch with a PPG late in the period. Not a lot of shots, but each goalie with some good saves.

Sudoku is calling... Us old guys have to keep our brains razor sharp.

I hadn't thought of that... *kneels* I'm not worthy!

Meanwhile, only 69 hours until NDSU plays Minnesota in Bouncy Ball. Prediction: MN 10, NDSU 9.

Must be the vivid adjectives.

I was under the impression that sudo-reporters can proclaim anything.

Post-game show in Mankato. Non-sweaty guy interviewing sweaty guy. 3000 purple people leaving. Ice still mostly frozen.

sudo-ESPN.