Yeah, maybe there could be a Wooger All-Name team....
Toews - Towels
Lundbohm - Lundblohm
Canady - Kennedy
and just for fun,
Paranica - Piranha
Koberinski - Cabrini
Nakonechny - Knock-your-neck-knee
Romaniuk - Russ
Palmiscno - Palmpilot
Byfuglien - Bifocal
Hate the Woog.