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I prefer to go commando.

Heck just watch out for old ladies altogether.

Tim Tebow absolutely rules. I hate the Gators, but Tebow is a beast.

Tasteful way to wear green? I guess that means I can never get a job at UND.

You haven't had your daily nap the last couple of days have you, gramps?

The one thing that I didn't understand was why they alway insisted on checking my ticket the second time I came into the section. I look rather unique at the games and I know you remember me, why are you checking my ticket again?

I think the Sioux will win if only for one reason, they are still pissed off from last year. This is their revenge game. If they can win it, their confidence will be what it was like before the UNO game last year and I think they'll roll through the rest of the regular season.

So unhappy? I whine about everything! And this is the first time in five years that I've even mentioned REA employees incompetenance when it comes to scanning ID's. If I was truely unhappy, I'd have complained about it at least 15 times by now. And I wasn't even whining, I'm simply amazed that there are actually people who can't swipe a card. And not only that, but REA seems to have hired a significant number of them. It must have been in the job description or something. You're a mean old coot!!!

Or replacing the ink cartridge on his printer.

Stop speaking the truth lest Grampa PCM will call you a complainer.

So UND will lose by 38 less then Winona lost to the Sioux by? That's not too bad I guess.

All they have to do is slide a card and press enter/ok. It's not rocket surgery.

Or if he was a spectator.

You're absolutely right. Since UND fans are hostile and abusive against NDSU, the NCAA should force the Bison to change their nickname.

If we're gonna name them after a crappy musical group, can I suggest Flock of Seagulls or Kajagoogoo? How about Oshie Airplane? Or Duncan Starship? Big Head Toews?

I'm not really complaining, I'm more dumbfounded by it. It's not that difficult, why can't these people do it? Then again I don't have to deal with it anymore, so who cares? Start shooting the students with stun guns for all I care. And I don't think it will improve. It's just as bad as it was when the arena opened, so there really isn't much reason to believe it will improve.

Who's the Vodka and who's the tobasco? And what's the third guy?

Yep. My life nearly ended several times due to it. I don't think any student should be complaining about having to bring an ID, but it certainly is annoying when REA doesn't even show people how to operate the ticket and ID scanners. You would think since it's part of their job description that they would know how to do it.

Captain Planet and the Planeteers.

The Brandon Bochenski Line.

You would think so, but they still have people who don't know how to check/swipe ID's. It's rather pathetic that REA hires these people who can't even figure out how to operate a simple electronic device.

Told you. At least two people knew what was up and listened to me.

I got last night's game right so you should listen to what I have to say. 4-2. Toews(2), Oshie and Miller.

Everyone mentioned that. I don't think you have to worry about UND not being ready for next weeks game.

I look dead sexy in anything.