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And bad drivers. And they forget their mom's b-day.

I can only assume by your refusal to provide a list of names that you are covering something up. I suspect you slowly became addicted to Bath & Body Works and eventually built up a substantial debt on your Visa Card with your continuous purchases. You hoped to keep this under wraps but now the jig is up! We all know about the truth, you may as well come clean. And not clean like that Bath & Body Works crap makes you.

Who paid it? It better not be the taxpayers of North Dakota! I demand I be told who paid this bill, PCM! I have the right to know! What are you trying to cover up?

It's different with the Gophers. They aren't lying, drug addicted sociopaths like all the Sioux players are.

Are you suggesting SiouxForever not go fishing with HockeyMom?

Hawkeye, the mascot of the Fargo-Moorhead Redhawks.

I've already all but given up hope of getting one.

I believe the Dive Queen is a Toronto draft pick so he played for St. John's this year.

Orr was way too injury prone. He's no good either.

The puck is now on the Hobey Baker website.

Ummm, yes? Maybe I'm overestimating the intelligence of the average athlete.

I'm King Snooty Hockey! Kiss my pinky ring, serf or I shall have you horsewhipped!

How the hell is Delaware the 5th worst uniform? It's a Michigan uniform with a lighter blue.

I'm oooooold! And I'm not happy! And I don't like things now compared to the way they used to be. All this progress -- phooey! In my day, we didn't have these cash machines that would give you money when you needed it. There was only one bank in each state -- it was open only one hour a year. And you'd get in line, seventeen miles long, and the line became an angry mob of people -- fornicators and thieves, mutant children and circus freaks -- and you waited for years and by the time you got to the teller, you were senile and arthritic and you couldn't remember your own name. You were born, got in line, and ya died! And that's the way it was and we liked it! Life was simpler then. There wasn't all this concern about hy-giene! It my days, we didn't have Kleenex. When you turned seventeen, you were given the family handkerchief. ... It hadn't been washed in generations and it stood on its own ... filled with diseases and swarmin' with flies. ... If you tried to blow your nose, you'd get an infection and your head would swell up and turn green and children would burst into tears at the sight o' ya! And that's the way it was and we liked it! Life was a carnival! We entertained ourselves! We didn't need moooovin' pitchurrrres. In my day, there was only one show in town -- it was called "Stare at the sun!" ... That's right! You'd sit in the middle of an open field and stare up at the sun till your eyeballs burst into flames! And you thought, "Oh, no! Maybe I shouldn't've stared directly into the burning sun with my eyes wide open." But it was too late! Your head was on fire and people were roastin' chickens over it. ... And that's the way it was and we liked it! Progress?! Flobble-de-flee! In my day, when we were angry and frustrated, we just said, "Flobble-de-flee!" 'cause we were idiots and we didn't know what else to say! Just a bunch o' illiterate Cro-Magnons, blowin' on crusty handkerchiefs, waitin' in lines for our head to burst into flame and that's the way it was and we liked it! I'm old and I'm not happy. Everything today is improved and I don't like it. I hate it! In my day we didn't have hair dryers. If you wanted to blow dry your hair you stood outside during a hurricane. Your hair was dry but you had a sharp piece of wood driven clear through your skull and that's the way it was and you liked it! You loved it. Whoopee, I'm a human head-kabob. We didn't have Manoxidol and Hair Wings, in my day if your hair started falling out when you were 16 by 19 you were a bald freak. There was nothing you could do about it. Children would spit at you and nobody would mate with you so you couldn't pass on your disgusting baldness genes. You were a public menace, a crome dome by age 20 and that's the way it was and we liked it! We loved it. Hallelujiah look at me, I'm a bald freak oh happy day! Not like today, everybody feeling good about themselves. I hate it! In my day we didn't have these thin laytex condoms. So you could enjoy sexual pleasure. In my day there was only one kind of condom. You took a rabbit skin and wrapped around your privates and tied it off with a bungee cord and you couldn't feel nothing! And half the time you didn't even know your partner was there. And we used the same one over and over again! 'Cause we were ignorant morons! Just a bunch of hairless, head-kabobs standing around with rabbit skins on our dinks and that's the way we liked it!

Luckily I am that tactless!

Is this just speculation on your part or do you have facts to back it up?

You have a lake in your back yard?

Fixed your post.

Or that I'm a dork for not paying attention to what I was typing.

They can call Candlestick Park Monster Park all they want, it's still Candlestick. Similarly they can call DI-AA football BCS all they want, it's still DI-AA.

I like how Zach and Jordy are on different teams. Also nice how the Minnesota Traitor (Zach) is on the same team as the three North Dakota Traitors and the Wisconsin Traitor.

My offer still stands. Plus I'll throw in a replica Islanders Jason Blake jersey.

This question was misleading. You said it was a picture of a little boy. Jason Blake was like 35 in the late 80's.

The Guide says about Eidness "...will be attending the University of North Dakota in the fall of 2007." Misprint, right? Or is there something we don't know about?