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Perhaps it was announced earlier, but I've been listening to 1440AM for 10 minutes now and the coaches show isn't on. I assume that it's because Blais and the team are in the Twin Cities. Oh well, I tried. :angry:

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There was a bit about the Sioux on KVLY at 6:00 tonight and it appears that Bockenski, Parise and Murray are reunited as a line for Friday's game.

I know it isn't he coaches show, but at least it gives the fans something to talk about now that Basil used his/her uberpowers and resolved the television controversy.

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Perhaps it was announced earlier, but I've been listening to 1440AM for 10 minutes now and the coaches show isn't on. I assume that it's because Blais and the team are in the Twin Cities. Oh well, I tried. :angry:

Use your creative journalistic abilities and fabricate it :lol:

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Use your creative journalistic abilities and fabricate it :angry:

Disclaimer: This is a summary of the weekly Fighting Sioux Coaches how. It is NOT a verbatim transcript of the show. Comments by the show's hosts and the coaches are paraphrased to the best of the author's ability and are NOT direct quotes. This summary contains selected highlights from the show and is NOT a comprehensive account of all topics covered or discussed. This broadcast summary represents the interpretation of the author and is not associated in any manner with SiouxSports.com, the University of North Dakota or US College Hockey Online. This summary MAY NOT BE REPRODUCED without the written permission of the author.

Live from Joe DiMaggio's Restaurant in beautiful downtown Grand Forks. Tim Hennessy and Scott Swygman are the hosts with Coach Dean Blais.

Blais started the show by saying that he didn't want to do any talking because it's the playoffs and it would ruin his game face if he had to move his lips. After several embarrassing moments of silence, Tim and Swyg started talking about buying gifts for their wives. Swyg told some jokes he heard at Bonzers. They both agreed that taxes were too high in Grand Forks.

Then they talked about the upcoming WCHA awards. Tim said that Parise was robbed last season when Vanek got rookie of the year. Swyg said that he thought Danny Irmen of the Gophers should win this year. There was a sound like an espresso machine running, but Tim noted that it was steam coming out of Dean's ears.

They changed the subject to the Hobey Baker award. Tim said that Panzer was robbed in 2001. Swyg said that even though Zach Parise and Brandon Bochenski were good players, Keith Ballard deserved it more for playing on the back-to-back Minnesota championship teams.

The sound of the espresso machine got louder and louder until there was an explosion. Following a minute or so of static, the regularly scheduled programming on Fox Sports Network came back on. :lol:

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That was the best piece of journalism I've ever been treated to. Pulitzer!? Seriously, I laughed, I cried, I marvelled at the informative, yet humorous, nature of the writing. PCM you truly have a gift.

I say, from now on, only post made-up coaches shows! :lol::):lol::angry::lol:

Delirium has officially set in and overwhelmed my insomnia.

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I heard Tim and Swyg talking yesterday morning and they didn't know when the next coaches show would be or if there would be another one.

That means that SiouxTupa might get his wish. :angry:

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