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Hopefully he hung onto those beautiful offensive linemen

That is awesome. It’s an underutilized number. He better ball this year or he’ll look dumb wearing 0.

Well I hope they’re prepared to choke on Salty Mike the Hawk

They’re waiting on the state board probably.

Yup. Tom doesn’t want to over report to the benefit of our opponents. Which would be to his detriment. Could end up like the ndsu guys and get the ban hammer.

He would never get approved for one because last year literally doesn’t count.

I hate those from behind low tackles trying to save a TD. Dangerous for both players but it’s not like you tell the defender not to try and stop him.

Salty Mike would roundhouse kick the Bleacher Creature back to the decade from whence he came.

The media will eventually be split after there are the inevitable horror stories. Wild West style won’t be sustainable. Regulations will be very complicated though.

SALTY MIKE

It’s going to be hilarious to watch the NCAA try and shove Pandora back into the box

I mean, it’s no Salty Mike.

That’s crazy talk. That said, I haven’t seen him yet.

yea we really need to hold on to Pawlak for dear life.

OL has been a disaster for us for years with attrition for various reasons. We’ve brought in some absolute studs and freak things happen.

Metal

I want to see Salty Mike RKO Thundar in the Alerus this year.

Yay the hockey program acting like a bunch of spoiled losers because someone moved their cheese. Hockey players and coaches are known for seeing the big picture.

SALTY MIKE!

The 2020 class looks goooood so far.

Beginning of camp roster is one thing. Roster for game 1 is another. Game 3 is when it’ll be more or less set IMO.

Says there’s a time and a place for jokes like this, makes jokes like this. Nice.

But could you even lift one?