farce poobah

Sudoku is calling... Us old guys have to keep our brains razor sharp.

I hadn't thought of that... *kneels* I'm not worthy!

Meanwhile, only 69 hours until NDSU plays Minnesota in Bouncy Ball. Prediction: MN 10, NDSU 9.

Must be the vivid adjectives.

I was under the impression that sudo-reporters can proclaim anything.

Post-game show in Mankato. Non-sweaty guy interviewing sweaty guy. 3000 purple people leaving. Ice still mostly frozen.

sudo-ESPN.

Based on tonight's results, I predict Kellen Briggs will not win defensive POTW.

ZZZZZZZ...... UMD 0, Tech 0 DU 2, WI 0 5-5 St. Cloud and MN UAA 3, MSU 2

4 on 4. Announcer: Both teams full strength. Farce: So what? 1 minute left until the thrill of sudden death OT.

3-2 UAA. We got a barn burner here.

ZZZZZZZZ *snort* Ole Ole Ole! 2-2. 5 minutes left.

I smell a negotiated settlement. Here come your University of North Dakota Fighting Teddies!!!!!!!!

Cheerleaders in purple biting their nails. 6: left, 2-1 UAA.

Purple back at full strength.

(ZZZZZZZZZZZ)

UAA takes the lead 2-1. I missed the goal, so I don't know who scored it. It was in the middle of a micro-nap I was taking.

Thanks y'all. You're too kind. Just happy to be spreading some amusement on a Friday night. In my next life, I'll try sudo-comedy. For all the excitement, try: http://portal.gci.net/gcisports/uaa_hockey 99514 is a zipcode in Anchorage....

Good Golly Goligoski! Gophers with a great chance with :05 left. Ends 5-5. I can't believe the Gophers lost a point at home to St Cloud. ** brain engages **

Ya. You betcha then.

Well, I think its a school color, so its not a surprise. I just make this sh%^ up as I go.

Still intermission in Mankato. Ice is freezing. Guys are drinking beer.

2:00 left at Mary Ucchi. Goepfert with a great save in OT.

Still intermission in Mankato. There's some students wearing purple there.

Still in the intermission at Mankato. Charter showing commercials from the mortgage companies. Edit: score still 1-1. No good scoring chances during the intermission.