OK, I just quit believing you drink as much as you post that you do. Why? Because that's the only option I have on an anonymous sports forum.
Up date on the voting for 'Who Was the Narc'. The neglected, jealous girlfriend has about 50% of the votes to date. Almost equally divided are votes for the jersey chaser who wasn't getting any, uh, jersey, the 88 yr old pool shark who's 'hustle' was being interrupted and the dirty, rotten, skulking in a corner Gopher fan (who most voters think was also the neglected girl friend.).
Don't forget, vote early and vote often!!!