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Not one date so far. Mostly due to the fact that I drive a Sunfire and therefore can not properly transport any of the "ladies" down here. I am in the market for a horse trailer though.

Hey I provided a new post! The students won't move this year, next year or ever. So lets argue about whether students should be allowed to stand and swear or not.

This is why the student seating problem will never be solved. Everyone is for moving the students just so long as it doesn't effect them. It's just like building a nuclear plant or a garbage dump or something. Everybody is for it, just don't build it near my house.

You've also forgotten that you've forgotten more than I'll ever know.

Did your sons have to learn sign language since you've gone deaf due to old geezerness?

That's not all you have no knowledge of.

Eh, you're both old enough that you can carbon date your skin samples.

You don't have any ideas. You're too old.

Copycat. You and PCM are terrible with this. I'm gonna have to start charging you two. Or suing you for plagirism.

Spoken like a man who has never listened to Pat Sweeney and Jeff Brehdahl.

I don't know yet. I'm pretty sure I will, but they have to call me once they sort out all the people who renewed. Yes NanoBison, exactly. Because I can seperate 10 slow fat guys, 5 tall fast guys, 2 short fast guys, 3 big guys and 1 guy with a strong arm running around on green carpet from the rest of my life. If they want to pay me money for doing something, I'm all for it. Sure it smelled pretty bad when I first started, but I've gotten used to it. Plus I think the smell has dissipated the "ladies" have gone home to graze for the summer.

I could tell you, but then I'd have all these NDSU students visiting and begging me to teach them how to read and my time is much too valuable to do that.

Nope. You're wrong. I was offered a job at NDSU but my dislike for NDSU is much more important than actually working so I told them to shove it. At least in my mind that's what I told them. Where I currently work says differently though.

They don't have the student ticket plan finalized yet I don't think. The past few years they've gone on sale around mid-September, though this year it may be different. They won't go on sale before school starts though.

1. My costume will be new and improved this year. I think I should be allowed to wear the full regalia. 2. Supringly, that's nearly a given. 3. Whew!!!

Ok, ok. I'll go on TV and speak for UND. I know that's what you all want.

Like Donkey Kong?

You have much to learn, young grasshopper.

I can't believe I'm about to do this but.....I love how Kessel is the guy in the draft who somehow is dropping like a rock for no real reason. The guy is incredibly talented, but for some reason everyone is looking for reasons not to draft him. Much like every year in NFL draft where one player is just ripped into for everything he doesn't do perfectly, Kessel is being downgraded for every little thing. Instead focusing on all he can do, people are focusing on what he can't do. It's moronic. Heck the same thing happened to Parise, though to a lesser extent. Then again, I hope every underestimates Kessel and continues to look for reasons not to draft him. Then the Wild can steal him at #9.

The Washington basketball player won. This is obviously a total snow job and was orchestrated by Lucia.

So I'll just ask the question I've always wondered about. Why was it so terrible that Engelstad threw Hitler parties, but no one gives a crap that he had Stalin parties? Both killed millions of people for no reason at all. Why is Nazi so much worse then Communist?

Yes, you idiot.

I'd make you a millionaire!!

I think it's because he doesn't want Berry to break his legs because he spilled the beans early.

He should have TJ Oshie fix his eye.