Diggler

Hmm, they seem to make it pretty easy, don't they? You're gonna be in a freaking parking lot! Who the freak cares? Screw the forms, just do it. Stupid UND.

Yeah well that's nothing. At one Gopher game I stood in line for it was 40 below and the wind was coming from four dimensions. A hurricane, tornado, blizzard, tsunami, earthquake, drought and flood all congregated over the Old Ralph. This congregation caused The Ralph collapsed right on top of me. This happened right after my coat, gloves and hat were stolen by a roaming bunch of killer kangaroos. You didn't hear me complain once though. I stayed in line for six hours after this just so I could get my seat on the glass and taunt Wyatt Smith.

Dang you're a weenie. That was fun.

I believe due to the rookie cap, Malkin would make more this year playing in Russia then he would playing for the Penguins.

Next thing you know the NHL will be stealing all of Russia's puppy dogs and sending them to China to be clubbed. Evil evil people the NHL are.

Think if Digger and I combined for the commercial!!! Though I'm kinda still afraid of him.

KDog rules! The story of what he did when Gretzky gave away the TV.....

So ironic you could cut it with a butter knife. Kinda like fog or suspense or butter.

The Duckies and Bunnies Show rules! Especially when they rip on Puffy for his Gopher obsession.

That's one helluva runon sentence. I've never listened to Tim & Swyg's show but I do know that The Powertrip Morning Show is pretty good. So I agree, put The Powertrip Show on instead.

I can't believe the GF Herald has 3 hours worth of material.

I don't consider it bashing when they are speaking the truth about me.

Way to be gender neutral in your compliments. You are to be commended.

Jones should have been on the team when the tournament was here instead of Lee. Just like Lee, he wouldn't have played hardly at all. But when Ovechkin was doing all that showboating, Jonesy could've went out there to go ape$h^t on him.

You truely are the wind beneath my wings.

And they'll leave the Tar Heels alone since UNC is good at basketball.

I'll think of ideas for the shirts if you give me a job! I hope you do something cool!

I can't believe the abuse I take here. It's so unfair.

I shall have my revenge!!!

Nothing. I don't have anything Sioux.

Fine! I don't need your handouts anyways. I'll take my snazzy little outfits and go where I'm wanted!

Can I get in free if I'm the In-Suite entertainment?

You mean Championship Subdivision.

Don't forget unbathed!

They should have renamed the divisions the Minor NFL and the Glorified Division II.