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Press Conference 2006(seeing into the future)


petey23

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The University of North Dakota announces that it will change their name and will no longer be known as the Fighting Sioux. Incredibly in an apparently related event, ... Suicide, homelessness, alcohol abuse, poverty, poor education, poor healthcare, and unemployment on Indian reservations throughout America miraculously disappear! The leaders of the protest groups are vindicated for ignoring these issues and instead tackling the Logo issue. The non native-american members of the protest groups will now decide where to focus their energies next, they are considering a few options such as helping PETA stop people from eating meat and also changing the nicknames of all colleges with names referring to animals(since the animals do not have their own voice) or helping nambla become more mainstream. ;)

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