I'm bored so this is for fun.
A Sioux fan, a goofer fan and a badger fan are climbing a mountain, arguing about who loves his team more. The badger fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for the Badgers!" he yells, and jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Sioux fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for the University of North Dakota!" and pushes the goofer fan off the mountain. GO SIOUX!