Male logic:
She sat by her husband's side every day for months as he slipped in and out of a coma. When he stirred, she took his hand. As he came to, he said, "You know what? You've been with me through lots of bad times. When I lost my job, you stayed with me. When my business failed, you were there. When I had heart surgery, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. The more I think about it, ....I think you bring me bad luck!"