Well, you're kind of on to something. I've got the inside story and will be the first to tell you all the good news.
Triouxper will return next season meaner and greener than ever before. He says he plans to TRIPPLE, I REPEAT TRIPPLE his intake of Beer, Chicken Wings, O-Rings, and Queso. He will again try to single handedly put the team on his back and do what he has to do to help them win #8.
This monumental effort is being generously funded by the following:
Univ of Minnesota Hemorrhoidal Research Center
Preperation H
Depends
Charmin
Meister Breu Beer
Meat Cup Butcher Shop, Columbia, MO