What the mother f-ing f? I know I'm kind of a hideous troll with no teeth and a harelip, but even someone like me deserves some love.
Besides, Sioux-cia, who the heck did you think I was sitting with at the FF last year?
Also, to pre-empt any questions, my man is not UMDDogz (I am not from St. Cloud, don't date my brother) or MafiaMan.
And if Porter came calling, I'd kick Mr. RWD to the curb.