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  1. If I assume 1) that you are between the ages of 24 and 55; 2) that your cousins, friends, and roomates do not deviate more than 2 years from each stated relationship; and 3) run the math backwards based on said connected relationships, then the Don would have had to been recruiting the person with whom you are affiliated with while the Don was still a coach at Colorado College.......How does that make you an expert on Gopher hockey?......I'm not so sure I can trust you........

  2. To everyone that is scrambling to get tickets: I wish you good luck, but don't whine on this board. I've had my tickets since June 2005, in anticipation of UND making it.......if they had not made it, then yes, I would be stuck with some unwanted tickets - that's the chance I took........You can't have reward without risk.......so quit whining about it on this board, get your butt off your tractor, find someone with tickets and pay up........

  3. Vaht!!!! :lol:

    Did you even read the name and topic description for this thread. Quit being such an antagonist, YOU ARE NOT MICHAEL PRPICH!!! :love:

    Apologies to all.......It appeared as if all these threads were supposed to turn into UND/UMN whinefests, so I didn't want to stray from normal course.........

  4. March 2007

    Penguins: We are prepared to offer Jonathan a 2-year 2-way NHL contract for $650K per year, and we are committed to gaurantee 50% of his eligible bonus compensation potential for the first year.

    Toews Agent: Get bent. Toews just led the conference in scoring and was 3rd in the nation in scoring this year, as a sophomore. As well, he was the leading scorer at the 2006 Frozen Four, leading his team to the National Title, as a Freshman. We need the max, and we need a 1-way contract.

    Penguins: We understand, but there is one item that keeps us from maxing him out.

    Toews Agent: Name it.

    Penguins: He did not make the 2006 INCH All America Team.

    Toews Agent: Good point. We'll settle for the lower offer.

    Come on, who cares about INCH........we have games to play.

  5. puck bunny n. a female fan of hockey or hockey players; a hockey groupie, especially one who has casual sexual relations with players.

    Citations: 2005 Jon Tevlin Star-Tribune (Mar. 20)

  6. Yeah, but maybe the guy upstairs will punish you . . . and send you back as 1) if he's ticked, a Gopher hockey player :lol: or 2) extremely ticked, a Gopher hockey fan ;)

    Based on the Fox News Blarney's undercover video I saw, and the tail that was caught on camera, option #1 may ironically achieve the original objective.......

  7. Fortunately, I'm a lot closer to being reincarnated than you are. ;)

    I might just roll the dice and shoot myself in the head right now......I'm sure the forum wouldn't mind.

  8. Yes, the girls...I remember a number of years ago when I was at LSSU for a Michigan/Laker hockey game. I was astounded that a school of 3,000 could come up with that many puck bunnies to hang around waiting for the Lakers to leave Taffy Abel Arena.

    Amazing how that works........must be one heckuva sport

  9. Stunningly enough, it started off a speculation over which Sioux players would be leaving school. As if jumping ship is on their collective minds right now.

    (30 seconds of silence).......anyway, back to the girls..........

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