Want to be an Indian? Hundred-fifty bucks.

[The Sicatoka]

For prices starting at $50, two nonfederally recognized Indian tribes are offering membership to thousands of illegal immigrants, claiming they can achieve legal status by joining the groups.

A Florida man has made similar sales pitches to immigrants on behalf of a North Dakota-based tribe.

A Florida man said he sold about 2,000 memberships to the North Dakota-based Pembina Nation Little Shell tribe through a Web site. Each cost $150.

You think I'm kidding?

Does the Pembina Nation Little Shell tribe claim to be Sioux?

If so, we all should join.

EDIT: Dang, they are Ojibwa (Chippewa).

[The Sicatoka]

Interesting group this is, to say the least.

I think I'll keep my C-note and a half.