morley Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Earlier today an un-named doctor released a statement that a Grand Forks woman gave birth to a monkey like creature. Due to doctor/patient confidentiality he was not able to release the name or the condition of the woman or the monkey. A janitor who claims to have talked to the woman says "She is planning on raising her new born baby to be a slow goon like hockey player like it's father." The janitor also stated that the baby doesn't look as much like a monkey as it does a wookie. Rumors are speculating that this could be the love child of one John "Wookie" Durno and local Sioux fan Forecheck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioux-cia Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Earlier today an un-named doctor released a statement that a Grand Forks woman gave birth to a monkey like creature. Due to doctor/patient confidentiality he was not able to release the name or the condition of the woman or the monkey. A janitor who claims to have talked to the woman says "She is planning on raising her new born baby to be a slow goon like hockey player like it's father." The janitor also stated that the baby doesn't look as much like a monkey as it does a wookie. Rumors are speculating that this could be the love child of one John "Wookie" Durno and local Sioux fan Forecheck. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just wondering, where was PCM nine months ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCM Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 I demand a DNA test! I'm not THAT hairy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedorov Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 We will see who is laughing when that 2,000 pound gorilla becomes the NCAA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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