NEWS UPDATE at ALTRU

[morley]

Earlier today an un-named doctor released a statement that a Grand Forks woman gave birth to a monkey like creature. Due to doctor/patient confidentiality he was not able to release the name or the condition of the woman or the monkey.

A janitor who claims to have talked to the woman says "She is planning on raising her new born baby to be a slow goon like hockey player like it's father." The janitor also stated that the baby doesn't look as much like a monkey as it does a wookie.

Rumors are speculating that this could be the love child of one John "Wookie" Durno and local Sioux fan Forecheck.

[Sioux-cia]

Earlier today an un-named doctor released a statement that a Grand Forks woman gave birth to a monkey like creature.  Due to doctor/patient confidentiality he was not able to release the name or the condition of the woman or the monkey.

A janitor who claims to have talked to the woman says "She is planning on raising her new born baby to be a slow goon like hockey player like it's father."  The janitor also stated that the baby doesn't look as much like a monkey as it does a wookie.

Rumors are speculating that this could be the love child of one John "Wookie" Durno  and local Sioux fan Forecheck.

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Just wondering, where was PCM nine months ago?

[PCM]

I demand a DNA test! I'm not THAT hairy!

[Fedorov]

We will see who is laughing when that 2,000 pound gorilla becomes the NCAA.