What Hakstol said during "the" timeout (have some fun):

[burd]

Boys, I think it's time I told you I'm seriously thinking of becoming a girl. I know that's a lot to lay on you at a time like this, but I've kept it inside me long enough. Plus, if things keep going this way in this game, they'll probably fire me anyway, so you won't have to deal with it. But if, just if, you like the idea of being coached by a girl, then go out there and kick some a$$. And I know you can do it--I already have a dress picked out.